Random story 1

Hi again readers which are few because not many people read my blog at all!!! I am here again to write more random stuff which shouldnt make sense which is good!So sit back, relax and criticize all the way.

Oh shit! forgot my phone again <10> Ok..... dejavu woah!

player status: HUNGER:100 ENERGY:101 COMFORT:-100 BLADDER:1

Ok lets get started shall we? No? Yes? No again? your choice. i will just wait here.... <> KEBABOM!!!!

The explosion you just read there was a test to see if you are still following me which is good! Erm pants are dead right? Oh yeah the last cat just died a second ago which was named Bittercrust because i wrote another story called 'I am so bored!Zzzzzz.......zzzzzzZ which is good! Ok now ladies like to be complimented i guess. All girl readers!!! "u r hot!!!" hmmm.... too much.. ok how bout this " u r nice!" erm..... I dunno..... screw this thing!

One day Anakin Skywalker was dating Yuna at Destiny Castle in Florida( i think so...) and when tidus found out he was so mad he turned into Rambo and killed Yuna and Anakin, walker of sky and Jackie Chan was there and he challenged Rambo to a duel! But Rambo had a gun and shot Jackie Chan and killed Jackie Chan. And then Rambo said "Yay! Its weasel stomping day!" so he took out hes M48IO65 barrell cannon tank and went to weasel city. Suddenly from out of nowhere, Jon came and overtook the cannon tank and was capturing Rambo and threw him into a garbage bin with a dead horse in it.Suddenly he saw ... ELMO!!! And Jon blew Elmo to bits!But this was no ordinary Elmo, Oh no this was DARK ELMO! Using hes baby powers he quickly dispatched Jon and took the cannon tank too. But Jon put a bomb before he died inside the tank and KEBABOOM!!!! the Tank exploded and Elmo became a normal undead beast called a zombie Elmo. Then suddenly Elmo started doing the moonwalk because some other zombies were doing the moonwalk too. Then Elmo died.( i didnt want Elmo to get too much screen time coz elmos a bastard who stole my pumper 3000 [do not ask what is it])

It turned out that Jon too became a zombie and in the distance he saw....he saw... HE SAW..... JILL VALENTINE!!!(Yay resident evil!!!) and she was running away from the pack of zombies Jon was in. And then suddenly Jon too had the urge to unleash the moonwalk attack and he did the moonwalk and suddenly from the back of the pack of zombies came ....... MICHAEL JACKSON! and he was doing the moonwalk too. Then Toh Yew Jin came in the middle of them and started doing something odd which Jill liked (wtf?) and they lived happily ever after. But Michael was upset so he did some more moonwalks and eventually fell in a bottomless pit of doom with no end which is bottomless because it is called bottomless which means there is no end to the fall. And Jon came back to life and was at Port Sarim (runescape yes!) where he met Wei Yang! Jon said "Wei Yang you must leave this village immediatly!!!" but the strange thing is that ....... Wei Yang was fishing on top of a building. And then it is revealed Wei Yang has drank too much Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters and became so drunk , he may never ever be cured of it..... but he was a drunken sailor for all I know! when he finally caught something though , it wasnt a fish , or a bird, he caught girls!!! and so when he caught a girl he would say "Only girls are here.... sigh where are all the fishies!!!!" and throws away the caught girl and the girl was actually Jian Nee!( i had her permission to use her in the story) and then Jian Nee ran away to Hollywood where she became an actress!

Now Jon was a loner because all his friends are dead or crazy. But then he met.... Bart simpson! and he was busy doing graffitti's of the Yakuza! and Jon came close to him...... too close. and suddenly Bart turned into a crazy kid!!! and started doing some stuff in the matrix as if he was challenging Jon to a fight! and Jon accepted it. and they fought and fought and suddenly some counter terrorists busted in through the door! the counter terrorists said "sector clear" and another one said "roger that " and "affirmative"and then Jon heard gun fire and some scary voice saying "terrorists win"and Jon respawned in the janitors closet and said "Is this the janitors closet????" and so Jon opened the door and saw some marchers wearing red shirts and track bottom. The apparent leader came to him and said "youre late for marching fool!!! you will now spend your days from school with time to think about your actions" and Jon was kicked out of the school litterally. "OW!".Since Jon had no school to go to he now had to find an institute and stumbled across a building with a sign saying ' SOUTH HARMON INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY' and another sign below it that says 'SHIT' and Jon said " Im gonna go to shit!!!!" and when Jon graduated, he made the most powerful laser cannon in the entire universe and called it 'THE PICKLE JAR OPENER' but the laser turned out to be a decepticon in disguise! And it transformed into a cool sports car and quickly went underwater because the robot had a fear of air!

when Jon got back home he turned on his tv and was watching a show that everyone knows and suddenly a special news report turned the show off and it began saying " New earthquake in Indonesia. Surrounded whole Indonesia in water. 300000 dead and some still drowning right now. richter scale tipped off to 9.5." and Jon said "God please answer me one question! Why do they have to interrupt the simpsons just for this crap!?!?!?!" and suddenly a voice boomed and said "because youre one of the sons of Adam and you must save Narnia before it transforms into a hot spot for tourists!!!" and Jon rode on his motor bike which was actually just a bath tub on top of 2 huge wheels that looked like it was made for monster trucks and did a backflip and landed safely on top some people who were marrying each other which turned out to be Toh and Jill!!!! Jon said "Oh no i killed my friend and Jill!!!! Oh well! hey that looks like spongebob!!!" and after saying that Jon summoned a demonic demon of demon power of demons and quickly demonisingly killed spongebob! and then Harry Potter came and said "Voldermort!!! fight me you big wuss!!!" and then Voldermort dashed through the streets of Malaysia and Harry said " you big chikcen puck puck puck puckuk!!!" and harry used the teleport spell and teleported to World of warcraft!!!Mean while a ninja was saying " how can you get 6 aces in a 5 card game!!!!" and quickly killed his opponent using his cards.

THE END