random story 2

one day admiral buttercrust floppyshome schwarzenegger bin fried fish was sent to a war zone callled ..... mount slowmore with the 3 heads of the past great jedi's were sculptured. then the 4th great jedi died and some workers quickly started to sculpt his head but it was hard because the 4th great jedi was a big headed jerk and a mean dude so they decided to just put a picture of a cat instead.... A REALLY big picture of a cat.So they tried to find a cat and take it's picture but that was hard too because cats were extinct but little did they know that admiral buttercrust was a cat in disguised!!!

So they posted a picture of a naked lady instead because they thought at least the men who came here can see naked ladies instead of a big headed jerk. Admiral buttercrust died from being a cat so the last cat died and some directors called the movie IT IS LEGEND!!! And it recorded the highest movie gross of 100000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars but everyone said they were lying because everyone knows the maximum amount of money in the world is 999999999999999999999999999999999( there is 1 digit off but i didnt want to count it) so Admiral buttercrust was reborn into a hidden dragon and was named admiral bittercrust now.admiral bittercrust was a hidden dragon because the crouching tiger wanted to kill spartan117 freeman who has the nine tales fox in it which was actually ninetales from pokemon but they were confused between pokemon and naruto so they just disected spartan117 freeman and inserted ninetales in his stomach.

Suddenly .... BOOOOM!!!!a loud kaboom was heard a few million centimetres away and they found out that the hero dude was having a radioactive reaction and exploded, thus making the dinosaurs , especially the mecha godzilla to be extinct. So the house blew up. And the zombies were dead and the plants were singing and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky ??
Mr andrew was busy watching anime when suddenly toys grabbed him and asked him "where is andy???????" and andrew was like "no way!" and the toys spontaneously combusted and became huge chunks of cheese. KFC took all these cheese and made * bam bam bam!!* cheesy wedges!!! which is very bad for you because it contains protein and carbohydrates and everyone knows protein kills pants. So andrew made a protest against KFC's new chesy wedges and the pants were protesting too because pants like pie! So everyone went home but admiral bittercrust teleported or 'jumped' from atlantica to hawaii where he met the lich king!!! So he killed the lich king using fart attackand gained 1 exp point and achieved level -1 where he learned the attack called 'dig nose' but he had 4 moves already so he deleted breath and learned 'dig nose' but then he died because of nose cancer and not because of respiratory problems like gastric.

So the whole world found out that they were in a jar of pickles because a huge alien the size of a gazillion suns wanted to see if he/she can do voodoo but then Nani came and tackled the alien and so the world was saved again by Bob and steve who were from X play and are spies and are from Texas and were spies and liked pie and were spies and were spies. So they decided to build a mushroom kingdom which had grey marshmallows and green trees which were very strange because Predator kills aliens so they drank all the beer and were hyper active and went crazy and yelled the word "yahoo!" alot of times until their bones became cheese and KFC made Cheesy melts using that cheese and so the protest was on again and the United Countries of Earth won the vote against aliens by 1 vote and so big gundam robots were mass produced illegally. admiral bittercrust raped a girl and said " my leg was numb sorry" and the girl forgived him and gave birth to a blarg honker that can only say " bow chika honk honk" and "blarg" which meant that the baby was an alien from Alien vs Lions movie so the alien was kidnapped.

King Kong was on top of Mount everest and fought with The rock which was my pet so the rock was stuck at King Kongs toe and some pyrotechnicians tried to destroy the mountain because it was too heavy so they blew up the entire world.One guy survived though and his name was caboose and he supposedly tried to read a book called "hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" and he learned how to fly and so he flew from star wars to bored of the rings and he found some people who were bored and wanted to marry a girl but the ring was cursed so the girl was cursed so the movie was cursed so he had to fly to another movie called "Meet the spartans" but learned that it was already a parody movie so he had to fly to another movie called "pac man " but it was a game so he died because he got eaten by pacman.

And then he was reborn at the bottom of the sea where he found hes true love Christine Daae which was not in love with him and so they lived happily ever after.

THE END!