What happened today

Hi everyone and welcome to the hall of the dead!!!

*bam bam bam!!!*

Today I saw Anakin Skywalker riding my motorcycle and he gave me like, 10$. YES!!! NOW IM RICH!!! Anyways, Im gonna give my readers, more random things. (oh shit, I forgot what I was gonna say)

Lets just say, that this world is ending. What would you do? Honestly, I would go and erm.... maybe like arr..... oh yes I will [ censored ] because [ censored ]. and thats the truth. Another thing is that I have like maybe 2 projects, 2 essays, 3 assignments, and 1 artwork to complete. And Im here to laugh at people who have tuitions hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Well not really. Lemme send you every single photo that is in the corner of my documents ok?

Lol im watching a show called 'azu manga daioh' and this girl was playing volleyball and was gonna hit the ball very hard. what happened then, well she hit the ball REALLY hard and the ball accidentally hit the girl in front of her. LOL!

Meh sports day on this sunday. Im being a quartermaster, and that means doing every single thing the teacher will tell you to do. i signed up for the wrong group... Oh well. might as well go for it. I was chatting with toh and said I was the 'pengurus alatan' and I think in english that means erm, stuff manager? Well when I said I was the 'pengurus alatan' he accidentally heard it as I was the 'alatan' or I was the stuff. So imagine me being a baton... LOL. And imagine me being the big metal ball in 'lontar peluru'. Theyre gonna have a hard time...

Oh yeah im gonna stay at a crappy hotel tonight that leaks and has only 10 floors and have alot of cases where people commit suicide there. kidding. no seriously. im seriously kidding. yes.

Lets see... my pc has a virus. Oh yeah the virus keeps closing my web browser without warning. I usually say to the pc, "if youre gonna stay in my pc, at least let me see my mails!!!" and I also have someone hacking my web browser. You know the blue bar that has the x and minimize option? It says here, blogger: Im evil meow! - hacked by pokemon. And im not joking now. say hello to the decimator 3000 virus. This baby can destroy any virus it comes in contact with. *turns on* *BOOM!* I think i broke it. Oh well. Just gonna have to wait until I get 100000 bucks. yay job. 1 of my friend envies me not having any tuition. And they should be. LOL.

Ok is this blog long enough? I need to reach a certain quota. Lol 'tempat meletak kereta' and 'saya telah mendapat kemaluan' . BM teacher taught me these strange phrases. If some of you dont know whats 'kemaluan', its your private spots. (cough cough dick cough vagina cough) bow chika honk honk. Wonder how buildings can walk. Anyone notices I still didnt reach puberty? I need a microscope...

Heres something funny

"romeo, oh romeo, where are thou romeo"
"Im in the toilet!"

Heres 2 sets of proverbs totally going against its own ways.

slow and steady wins the race
time and tide waits for no man

too many cooks spoil the broth
many hands make light work

weird huh....

Well im going now people.