Facts about the world

Pangaea - known definition : one big mass of land once created a few million years ago.
My definition :

Pangaea is a big huge chunk of cheese that was made when dinosaurs poop around the ground. The poop solidified, and met with oxygen, created the largest cheese in the world, pangaea. but it was really boring there coz there were no 7-11's and no good concerts were held. All you can see is dinosaurs, and more dinosaurs, and if your lucky, or unlucky, another huge chunk of flaming hot cheese falling from the sky towards earth.


Tyrannosaurus Rex - known definition : a fearsome carnivarous dinosaur that eats mostly anything meaty and was crowned the king of dinosaurs.
My definition :

T-rex is actually a was dummy made by some Pterodactyls because the pterodactyls were bored. It actually eats metal and drinks oil, the main reason why we have less oil or else we could'vehave enough oil to last us for, maybe, another 10 trillion years.


Salt - known definition : a salty compound of sodium and chloride, used as flavoring for french fries, chickens, popcorn and other stuff. Also a good organism killer.
My definition :

Salt is actually crystals that were, at once, very very big. The Aztecs used salt to sacrifice their people, by feeding their people salt, they could sacrifice them easily. Salt is used for french fries, but aside from salt, they also used pangaea cheese. Thats why fast food enterprises dont give away their secret. Salt actually gave superman his powers.


Zaim - known definition : a name of a person, in islam means a great leader. Also a name of a small town somewhere in earth.
My definition :

Zaim is a rare species of homosapien, usually found typing on a computer. It uses its fingers mainly for 1 purpose, to do things. Its well known for its randomness. If approached, it will suddenly react with total randomness, usually yelling a strange weird only known to its species.


Dragorgon : known definition, also my definition : A mix of a dragon, and a gorgon. Its common enemy is the ninja. A dragorgon has wings to fly, but also has snakes all over its body. These snakes are used by dragorgons to attract female dragorgons. The more snakes they have, the better chances of a mating partner. The dragorgons breath, is actually icy cold and freezes anything in its path. The breath is actually liquid nitrogen. The fire dragorgon though, has the breath made up of nitroglisterin ( note spelling ). It usually gargles before blasting the highly explosive nitroglisterin towards its victim. Usually found in the streets of Zaim. Thats why Zaim is a very well known ninja village. Also known as Konohagakure. The dragorgon's main weakness point is its (censored). If striked at is main weakness, it immediately deteriorates into a big puddle of goo.