Its peanut butter jelly time!

Haven't updated my blog for like 2 weeks... or maybe 3. Anyways... now my room's pc has internet connection. Now I can surf websites in the privacy of my guarded room. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Lets see what's in my schedule...
1.homework
2.homework
3.homework
4.homework
5.homework
6.homework
7.house work
8.homework

Ok lets get crackin shall we?
question 1: if A was B+C and C killed A, how many apples would B get if C was a ghost?
answer: none, coz B stands for bitch.

I really dont get why people (online gamers) would put their characters gender as a girl. I asked my friend and he said that his character looked hot... hentai freaks...

question 2: If zaim was a monkey and the classroom was a zoo, how many lightbulbs can be changed?
answer: well thats a stupid question, they didnt tell you what kind of lightbulb it was!

I didnt know what giving a girl a ring meant, so I asked my (online) friend, whos a girl and she said something horrible!!! She said it meant the guy wants to marry the girl... I PREFER TO BE SINGLE!!!

question 3: if Faye said she would call everyone in the whole world nagerachii's at the fastest time possible, how many people would be done?
answer: Whose faye?

Faye, is a friend of mine. She is from Australia. She is a girl. Lorenzo, is a friend of mine. He is from erm... forgot the country... and he is a dude. Jade is a friend of mine. She is from Australia. She is a girl. I make a lot of Australian friends. Love is a trap in disguise. If anyone ever survived through love, I would so kick his ass. If it's a she, I would make a trap and make her fall for it. Thus the many reasons I prefer singularity before coupling. I am a UFRD (unidentified flying random dude)

question 4: If this were the last question, what would you do right after answering it?
answer: you dont wanna know...

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HELP IM BEING KIDNAPPED!!!