Everyone just wanna be random!!!

Hi everyone. I am here today, to tell you all of something. People... want... to... be... random!

Yes, people wanna be random. Dont ask me why, I bet you do too. Im already random as I am, so theres no added randomness. Anyways I have come up the perfect way to test you if you REALLY wanna be random. Just 1 task and you can already consider yourself random. Though it may be tricky, and you can back down at any time, but you gotta do this.

The task is...

You have to yell out a word, totally irrelevant to the subject your learning, in class.

Ok? hard? Well yeah! Random has its price. Dont use pie though... pie is already worn out and is currently not funny. I suggest, Dolphins.... Just imagine yourself in the middle of the class, your teacher is boring everyone, and all of a sudden you stand up and yell out "DOLPHINS!!!" and the whole class goes "wtf!?" and the teacher says "Detention, NOW!" and you go "shit...". So my advice is, pick a teacher that wont immediately give you detention because you yelled out something utterly uncalled for. And totally random. But do remember, random has its limits.

Ok try and beat one of these random sentences:

I laughed because some birds were singing when I was eating sausages.
Frog cannons can only be operated with possum juice.
Pizzas can be made using concrete butter. These rare butters are made from 100% cotton and uranium.
Noob-seeking polar bear missiles launched.
Sometimes I climb in a laundry basket and tickle my ears...

Ok? Ciao everyone!