Wow... RANDOM!!!

Once again, Admiral Buttercrust has been revived by Tidus using, Phoenix down!!! Suddenly, Michael Jackson fell from the sky! A small duck ran and took a bell from a cow shouting "The hell is falling, the hell is falling!!!". SUDDENLY, 100000000 roflcopters came from the sky, showering the whole world with OMG rockets, WTF bombs, LMAO chainguns and NOOB seeking missiles!!! The whole world was in chaos!!! or, at least America was.

ZOMG!!! America was being overturned by zombie hitler and his undead army of robomonkeys!!! No wonder he almost won in world war 2!!! Those bastards. Admiral buttercrust said "Oh noes!!!!11 all mah solderz r teh nubz!!! lolz dey gt PWNED NOW!!!" and all of his fleet was destroyed by those darn robomonkeys. Admiral had to escape in a small hole he made while staying in Japan. It was a nice and warm hole, filled with books to read, stacks and stacks of endless food, and internet... for PORN! Lol. 10 weeks had passed and the admiral checked the outside world. Oh noes!!! ZOMBIE SUICIDAL ROBOMONKEYS FROM HELL!!! Admiral knew what he had to do. He had to... unleash... the...

WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTIOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!

oh sorry, I mean,

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

He took out his machinegun which fires 10 chainsaws per second. Imagine... 10, frikkin chainsaws, fired right at your enemies, erm... lets call it his wee wee. ouch... FATALITY! He was totally owning. I mean, really totally owning. He checked his score. 99 kills, 1 death. lolz noob. OMG another wave of zombie suicidal robomonkeys from hell!!! or, as I like to call them, sheep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The admiral tried to find survivors of the 10 week war, but only managed to find a baby. Wait... this baby might be the key to reviving humans on earth!!! Or... he can use the baby as decoy and quickly sneak in a spaceship while those sheeps go on chasing that baby. After the baby has been killed, he would blast off to another universe, not known by man or beast from earth. As he gets ready for his long trip in hyperspace, he places a grave marker next to his hole. and on it says,

"Lolz I R Le4v1ing nub planet n m g0ing to DEATH STAR!!!!!!111!!!!111 rofl nubz"

The end...

P.S dont worry, the baby is safe. Just when those sheep was gonna eat that baby, some space cats from the planet Kittykat came to conquer the planet as their own, and kept the baby to ensure the survival of the human species. cool ending aye?