How I hate these types of advertisement...

Are you feeling light-headedness?
feeling as if you had just woke up from a coma?
Are you seeing flying stars and planets around your head?
Do you see flying people with gigantic sledgehammers when you get hit by a sledgehammer?
Do you vomit blood, cough blood, suffer internal bleeding, nose bleed, seeing things bloody red?
Do you think your sick?

If you experience none of the above, it is probably because your OK! Yes, you are fine. Nothing bad is happening to you. If you feel like you are sick though, see a doctor now! call 016-22-134-19 now and get a limited edition diseased raccoon toy for half-price!

*beats the head off a fake advertisor*

We are sorry for the interruption. It seems one of our cameraman caught a disease called 'fakius advertisius'. Yes, all of the above noted symptoms are caused by this painfully fun disease. If you suffer any of the above symptoms, it may be just because your thinking your sick. BUT, if you suffer ALL of the symptoms above, then your INFECTED. To those infected people, please burn all things you have touched, including, but not limited to:

Your family
Your friends
Your dog
Your house
Your comic books
Your magazines
Your flamable and explosive items (warning, may cause unnecesarry reactions)
Your radioactive substances
Your bed
Your shattered mirror
Your *cough cough* porn stuff *cough cough*
and lastly, but not limited to, your limited edition gold-plated super high definition 1000000gigabyte memory with a 10-year warranty XBOX360, along with all those halo stuff.

The best way to get rid of all these items is to see your local firemen to set it on fire. Why do you think theyre called firemen? coz they extinguish fire? HELL NO! THEY MAKE FIRE!

call 991, or 999 if you have trouble pressing the number 1 now!

remember, diseased raccoon toy!