Psssssst

Psssst. Psssssssssst. Hey kid. Yeah you, the one wearing the red shirt. You want a lollipop? You do? Well all you gotta do is get that jail key from that nice mr. policeman over there. Yeah, the one sleeping on that 1-legged chair! Yeah, get the key from him, but dont wake him up! Or else we'll be in BIG trouble. BIG BIG trouble. No no dont go! Look, I think your mum is somewhere in the toilet testing her pregnancy. Yeah, I think so. Look, just get the key from the polieman and you can get a lollipop. I'll give you a big one if you kill him! But dont wake him up!

Why should you do it? Dont you want a lollipop? Big... round... swirly... lollipop. Yeah, I have tonnes of em at my house. Yeah they have cool names like marijuana, which is named after mary, the one who first invented the lollipop and also cocaine, because it tastes like chocolate! Yeah... I eat em all day. Heck I'll even give you 10 lollipops! Just get that key from me. Please... Oh this? No, this is not a VERY SHARP KNIFE. This is merely a... a... erm... ah yes! a stick I got after eating a lollipop. Yeah lollipops need sticks right? Yeah, go go. Get that key from that policeman. Cmon pleaseeeeee. You will do it? Thanks!

10 minutes later...

news reporter : A 10 year old kid and a local drug dealer was found here in Red Oaks police dispatch centre escaping in a blue police mobile. The kid, believed to be in it for a LOLLIPOP was kidnapped and taken hostage by the drug dealer, Toh. Police dispatch has been sent to retrieve the little boy. The little boys mother, Mary, aged 18 was found dead in a hospital after commited suicide when she found out that she was pregnant. More news after this.