Some things I want to say

Yknow, normal people have aquariums, while nerds have viruses. Its like 2 different worlds, but having a similarity, they have a pet. Nerds send in their pet for walks from computer to computer, letting them eat the living documents out of each victim, and at the end of the day goes back home.

Never send add. math nerds to go shopping. Especially if they say theyre gonna bring their calculators along.

One weird use of facebook, myspace and friendster:
Getting to know someone before meeting them.

Bob: Hey steve!
Steve: Who are you? How do you know my name?
Bob:Well, werent you that guy who invented the formula to calculate the factor of each represented atom in a compound?
Steve: wait, no one ever remembers that!!! You wanna go grab a drink?
Bob: sure. And while were at it, you think you can hook me up to your sister?

People could easily make a sport of killing mathematicians. Just sit down near a zebra crossing, hold up a sign that states a math problem that could take at least 1 minute to solve by an experienced mathmetician, and let them think while theyre in the middle of the road. BAM! they get hit by a truck. 5 points physician, 10 points mathemtician, 1 point for high school nerds.

Theres always that satisfying feeling when someones words get turned back to themselves.

If your in a loud party, try and stand still for awhile and look at the madness around you. The, think of a calm situation where you sit on a tree and reminiscence the past. Then, immediately climb the nearest balcony and jump down to the pool below. If the party doesnt have a pool, use a bigbowl of fruit punch instead. Cannonballs are advised.

How to have a virtual rockband:
one guy plays o2jam, the other guy plays guitar hero, the last one plays the donkey kong drum game.

Computer geeks unintentionally play until 5 am at the night of christmas, so focused until even if santa fell on the tree behind the geek, the geek would still be pawning that level 34 noobs ass like it was christmas.

Hobby:
Inventing a giant machine that instantly blasts sonic waves that can destroy whole buildings to any car that honks behind you. Useful for those darned traffic jams.