Weird hobby

Heres some weird hobbies to have:

1. Thinking of fight scenes everytime
ex: If that man pulls out a crossbow, im gonna throw my envelope at his head and dive down to the nearest ATM machine. Wait, what if that old lady has a katana in that box? Better put the 'kill bill' theme song in my ipod.

2. Building dangerous weapons using radioactive substances found illegally a.k.a the river behind your house.
ex: Ok, this machine will revolutionize the warfare industries! I call it, the catpoopenator 3000!!! The 3000 is because this is the 3000th prototype...

3. Making weird advertisements and posting it in your blog.
ex: (see mine)

4. Seeing the world as a wreckage after a fight scene.
ex: Whoa... that dude got pwned real badly!