Dude are you bored?

Im just feeling kinda bored and am in need to update my blag with something. So... here goes. Note that im just making up stuff along the way.

Battleship cruiser Kisthouarsgoodbye (aka KGB) cruises on the cold harsh sea in cruising mode. Captain Charlie, or CC as we shall call him here, sucks his pipe, and finally noticed that he wasnt sucking a pipe, but a lollipop. Suddenly, the warning light thingy flashes red and a sound booms through the whole ship. "WARNING, WARNING, UNKNOWN OBJECT IN CLOSE PROXIMITY".CC calls his navigation officer, Bob, and his ship driver, Steve, and asks for reports. "Sir, it looks like were headed towards a large cluster of iceballs! Orders?" said Bob. "I like ice cream" stated Steve. CC and Bob looked at Steve in a weird glance. Usually his the serious one. Weirdly today, he said something RANDOM. wtf?

Wow this is boring.

Wanna go on?

Nah, dah maghrib dah nak solat ah. Ciao!