spammer!!!

One day a girl invited her boyfriend to go to her parents house to meet them and have dinner. The boy agreed, and then the girl asked him another favor. She wanted to have sex after that. The boy, being a virgin agreed to that too. So the day after that (yes tomorrow) the boy went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms (yes not just one). A pharmacist helped him by choosing a suitable one for him and told him all about sex (haha education). After that the boy had to pick which pack to buy, the 3 pack, 6 pack, or etc. The boy bought the family pack, since its his first time and all.

When the boy went to the girls house, the girl was very excited. She ushered him into her parents house and went into the kitchen. When the boy met the parents, the boy greeted them and bowed. AND BOWED. and bowed. 10 minutes later he was still bowing. after 20 minutes passed, the girl finally knelt down to ask her boyfriend what he was doing. The boyfriend told her "I didnt know your dad was a pharmacist!".



During a thunderstorm, a man was driving when his cars tyre deflated in the middle of the road and he had to stop and check it out. When he took out the tyre, he left the nuts (the screws) on a small piece of paper, and then the downpour swept the paper into a storm drain. The man was about to call a taxi when a voice cried out to him from behind a fence inside a mental hospital. A man called him from his room window, saying that he should take out a nut from each wheel and used it on his tyre that he was gonna put. That should give it enough support until he could reach a garage or something. So the man thought of the idea and was ecstatic that it would work. The man then asked the crazy person, why was he put in that hospital. The person replied, "Im crazy, not stupid".