underrated simplicity

After much time of considering that I should really update my blag, it has come to this momentous day, which is tuesday, that i started to write a blag. Though I dont know what to write about EXACTLY, what I do now is that imagination is one powerful mother ***ker, and should not be taken lightly. Erm... wait what?

Oh I found a topic! Yesterday, was probably the most mundane day any normal guy would go through, except for the fact that the damned toilet door is stuck, now I had wasted about 30 minutes of my life stuck in a crowded toilet, in my dads house, with no powertools around, and god that door is so stubborn! In the end a kick was all it takes to rescue me (well not just A kick, more like a trio) and BAM! that toilet is no longer private.

After much thinking, I have noticed that I AM CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!! the protector of cluelessness, the fighter of confusion! I state things too obvious that even a foetus knows!

*grunts* oh its so bright outside, is it morning already? Ah time to wake up, ah, this bed is so soft, its hard to get up. Damn that aircond is cold. Whys the laptop cold? *grunts* time to go to bathe now. *opens water tab* ah ah ah cold water cold water! oh well duhh water heaters not on. Hmm... i feel wet.

I dunno bout you guys, but i think that actually happened yesterday. well ciao!